This was originally written on the 14th of June…some rambling thoughts when i was traveling in a plane
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This is an account of my recent experience in an aero plane, written inside one. Strange how nobody uses the word ‘aero plane’ now. It is just plane now.
It is maybe a common thing to many of you, nothing worth writing about. But then, to me, a ‘veteran’ of 3 flights including this one (the first one was when I was 4 years old…am not sure if I should count it), this IS a BIG DEAL.
Booked the tickets from over the net, Air Deccan, ***** to *****. ( I am very touchy about privacy). Was asked to bring some identification over while boarding. Wonder of wonders, the only use of that was when I went to the initial security check outside the airport. Flight was supposed to be at 3:50. Kept getting delayed a lot and on the end it left at something like 6:25. Typical Air Deccan, some might say. And to think that I read in the In Flight magazine that Air Deccan Flights were on time plus or minus 1 hour, 99% of all the time!!! And my first flight in Deccan is late by 2 and a half hrs…not a great first impression.
Now the testosterone fuelled part of my brain expected hot chicks as air hostesses wearing miniskirts, revealing some great legs and cleavage. As usual, what you hope is never what you get. Instead what I got is air hostesses wearing something, the closest comparison in my mind at that time was a full body covering suit. I should be thankful. At least, they are not covering their faces!!! Of course the ’sense’ part of my brain expected nothing of this sort.
Bloody shaky plane. Airbus A 320 says the safety manual. I say this is something like the local buses we have, all rickety and shaky.
Hey actually, not all air hostesses are that bad. I see one now that is pretty passable. By BIT standards she is a goddess though. Now that isn’t a big deal is it? By BIT standards, any female on 2 legs who is a non BITian is a HOT CHICK. Pardon me girls…but the sexist inside me needs to come out now and then…
Actually, there are 2 passable females in this flight….
Shit, we are descending and my ears are paining like nuts. I can’t even hear my own iPod.WTF?
Am sitting by the wing. Which is good since I like sitting near the wing.
The food cart just went by and nope, I am not buying anything. Any place that sells coffee worth 20 bucks is not worth it. Not that I am a scrooge kind of person. But there is this coffee machine in some corporate offices and other places . Coffee Day machines I think. Anyway they have this coffeemaker that powders coffee beans, mixes boiled milk and gives out the pdt at 6 bucks per. Anyone who has had that strong brilliant coffee will think the other idiots selling coffee at anything more than 6 bucks per as greedy bastards. But then maybe it is my small town brain thinking this way. From what I have seen, in metro cities and all, 20 bucks per coffee isn’t a big deal at all…
Still going down…dunno y, we are supposed to reach there by 8 pm and it is just 7 pm now.
I am hungry and am postponing helping myself coz I know that I will be served a sumptuous and brilliant meal by my dear bro and Mrs. Bro on arrival. But the everything said, watching other people stuff food down their throats gives even the most full person an appetite. But the the fact that bread sandwich is the only sold stuff available removes and urge to buy it. After all, have had enough and more bread in the mess at the hostels.
The last call for bidding has come. Idea is good but Shit, the stuff they give is bullshit. Whoever would want to buy jewellery in a plane? Other than bloody stupid women of course…
Shit that airhostess is really cute man…but a little too much makeup.
Can see a golden line thru the window. Seems to be all that is left of the sun for this day. Whoa…it is brilliant…streaks of golden yellow in the horizon, intermixed with monsoon clouds, and I can make out a sun just below the clouds in the horizon, a ring of molten ….molten whatever that looks brilliant golden yellow. UNBELIEVABLE…never thought that the sun would be so beautiful even when it is barely visible. Some things have to be seen to be appreciated. If I had a camera, I would have taken a photo, but then I don’t have, so forget it.
The shaking has stopped. Probably was the plane flying thru some clouds.
Seems like we have overtaken the clouds..can’t see any in front for some distance.
They are announcing decent. C ya later!!!