Of Homo Sapiens

Found out yesterday that Varun has Jaundice. According to him, Jaundice is the “worst disease a person can have. You always feel like eating tons of stuff but the moment you star eating, your hunger just vanishes”. From that description, yes, it really does seem like the worst disease a man can have. So we booked him a ticket to Delhi (flight) and sent him off today afternoon. Unfortunate Varun. His first plane journey and he is a patient. Moreover, he boards the plane from of all the places in this country, Ranchi! Really rotten luck.
Have been tinkering with the lappy (as usual). The task manager was fkd. It did not show the user name along with the processes. And this was really irritating. Repaired it (Google to the rescue). Went to Alok’s room yesterday and got tons of stuff including Prince of Persia Warrior Within and Last Samurai. Unfortunately, PoP WW is a really compressed version that has neither the in-game movies nor the music. Imba. How can I play WW without the background score?
Am still downloading Naruto episodes. It is really interesting to see a 75 MB file being downloaded at speeds that vary between 0.2 and 1.1 Kbps. Makes me think:wait till I get a job. The frst thing I will do after getting an apartment will be getting a BSNL unlimited downloads Broadband connection and download like crazy. Just you wait motherfuckers…just you wait.
Still can’t figure out if the guy who set up the internet filters here has a deranged mind or if he is simply being funny. I mean, who in their right minds would classify youtube as ‘blockporn’, ‘movies’ as ‘threaturl’ and all? Wtf imba noobs man. Every last one of them.
Sometimes do you ever ge the feeling that all mankind has done for this world is put it in deepshit? I mean, the world was pretty ok when there where no homo sapiens. Then homo sapiens came with their enlarged brains and even more enlarged testicles, proliferated like ecoli bacteria and are now sucking nature dry of all she has. We carved up nations out of all the land that was never ours (in the process giving no regard whatsoever to all the creatures that had been living in the same land for millions of years before we came), built weapons to safeguard our land, let some idiots steal our weapons (or sold to them to make some money) and are now getting fucked by our own weapons and ideas. We elect some people to ‘govern’ us and set up laws and rules to ensure a fair and free society. Soon we have a very happy world in which people are always happy. Soon people start getting bored of all the happiness (after all, smiling for 5 minutes can give you an insane ache in the jaws..imagine days of laughing). People start getting bored and so they invent games. Soon enough these games become so interesting and addictive that people, instead of having fun, get a heart-attack when they see an unfavourable result. We build factories so large that they can employ whole towns and provide things for millions of people. But these factories piss and fart so many chemicals that we have to think twice before taking a drink or a breath. We complicate life to such an extent that a child has to undergo at least 12 years of education just to understand how to live in this mess that his ancestors have created. Disgrace.
Want lessons on ‘How to fuck yourself in the worst possible way’ ? Just read the entire human history and you will realise that you have already been fucked so badly that you won’t realise that you are being fucked even when you are getting banged in the ass with a barbed dildo.

Sunday Lazy Sunday

Lazy Sunday. Finally. Yesterday was a little weird. I usually have very less sleep. But somehow I manages to tire myself so much on Friday that I slept all throughout the afternoon. As a result, had no sleep that night and was wandering out in the hostel with nothing to do. So I took a bath in hot water at 4 in the morning (Oh! Water hot is a noble thing!) and went to sleep at 5 only to wake up at 8:30 for class. All that came back to me and I was so exhausted that at 7 in the evening yesterday, I fell asleep. And I didn't wake up till 9 today morning. Sunday, sweet Sunday. The perfect day to laze around. Nothing to do and nothing to think of.

Watched a couple of TED videos last couple of days. One of them nearly made me regret my decision no to go for higher studies. But then my brain kicked back in and reminded me why I didn't want to go for higher studies. Arjun, my senior who went for a PhD is already crying and telling us that he shouldn't have gone. Well, no use crying over spilled milk.

This being my last semester in college, the schedule is pretty relaxed. Every day we have one half off and only 3 classes in the mornings. Brilliant schedule. Lots of free time so everyone plays like crazy after college and as always, I am dragged in. one game a day is fine but too many games makes it pretty boring. Not boring actually but winning and losing don't have that effect after you play too much.

Am trying to download the missing episodes of Naruto but in the past 3 days I have only been able to download one episode. Man it is frustrating. Download speed is pretty good today and I hope to download at lest 2 or 3 more today.

Inter hostel LAN is switched off. Shit. I so wanted to download Prince of Persia :Warrior Within but now I can't. Only one guy had it in the hostel but by the time I finished downloading 90% of that file, he deleted it. Bastards.

All in all, life is ok. Nothing magical but … ok. Am waiting for the real magic to start once I finish with college and for the first time truly become free. Loking forward to see the Magical World at its best…

Frozen ass and a New Year

It is again that time of the year when ever person you meet tells you, 'Happy New Year!' and shakes your hand or hugs you. I don't get it. Why do you do that? What is the point of telling someone else 'Happy New Year'? Will your words make that person's year good? Are you a prophet? Some sort of fortune teller perhaps? Must already have received at least 50 new year greetings…am really sick of it.

On a similar vein, vat is the point of telling anyone good morning? Are you telling that person that the morning is good? Good for whom? Good for doing what? If you ask me, “Good Morning is a contradiction in terms” (as said by Garfield). Mornings are never good. They are just…mornings. Good or bad, find out after you wake up.

Btw, am back in college as I write this. Reached here today around afternoon.

Around August, I had written an article on how Night is my fav part of the day. Today I realised that it is not always true. Yes, night is my favourite time. But not in winter. Night is my favourite time of the day when I am back home (regardless of the season) or when it is summer,rain or autumn. But when I am in #$%%$@#$# places like these (i.e. Ranchi in winter) where winter just rapes, I just HATE night. Earlier, my hands got so cold that when I went to take a bath later, even lukewarm water felt like boiling temp water. Today morning in the train, took a piss and saw that my piss was steaming. Pissed off steam or steamed of piss? This cold is freezing my ass off. Fuck, I hate winter.