Archive for June 6th, 2008

06
Jun
08

Road Rash

When I drive on the road:

  • I am always right.

  • I can overtake anyone I want.

  • No one can or should even think or consider thinking of attempting to overtake me.

  • Every driver on the road (except yours truly) is an idiot, asshole and has his head stuck up his ass.

  • They are dunces, drunkards, illiterates and probably haven't yet hit puberty.

  • And they probably still confuse between the brake and the accelerator.

06
Jun
08

Look, I AM STUPID!!!


Recently, an editorial that appeared in the Marathi daily 'Loksatta'
on the Maharashtra government’s decision to install a massive statue of Shivaji off the coast of Mumbai. Some people (read:the rulind party) did not quite like the tone of the editorial and assauled the house of the editor.

Read the article here.

Brilliant satirical editorial. Must read.

Instead of sitting quietly and disregarding the article, the ruling party have proved themselves incompetent by doing what they did. Maharashtra really is a politically screwed up state. On one hand, there is the Congress-NCP coalition and on the other hand, there is the Shiv Sena (our very Indian version of Al Qaida). Oops, considering the political situation in my own Gods own Country, I guess I should shut up.